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My Email ID

  • red1(at) (change (at) to @. I wrote it as (at) here to avoid spam robots)
  • Send me an email to seek clarification on the items stated here.

My PayPal Account

  • You may pay me via PayPal account to my email ID - red1(at)
  • Send me an email message first about what you want to pay me for. I believe in Karma but i must feel it.
    • One fair reason is to buy my book.

No PayPal?

  • If you do not have PayPal or credit card or wish to pay direct to my bank account then you can do so using the information below:
  • BANK - MAYBANK (Malayan Banking Berhad, Malaysia)
  • ACCOUNT NUMBER - 114329212646

My Time

  • If you require my time whether it be to listen to how your ERP is a monster;
  • Or talking to me on how you think i can be of any help;
  • Or training your users that you would not want to strangle;
  • Or explaining to your prospects why SAP is not enough;
  • Or explaining to your prospects how paying us more than SAP is worth it;
  • Or explaining anything via private email or voice;
  • Or thinking about your pain while i take a stroll around my farm;
  • Or finally after reading through my book, you realised how you have wasted USD30 or RM99 (if ordered here) and you need to talk to someone without the rest of the world knowing about it.

My Charges

Feel 'free' to choose any of the following options:

  1. USD23,450.00 per hour that includes first class flight arrangements to the scene of the disaster.
  2. USD1,000 per day for exclusive physical attention per working day, travel and accommodation not included.
  3. USD500 per day for offline attention on your particular request.
  4. USDzero if you pay for all expenses and you include a scenic tour of a place of interest:
  • Japan
  • US
  • Europe
  • Australasia
  • Latin America.


  • If I am not available you may call on Carlos Ruiz (Bogota), Colin Rooney (Dublin), Victor Perez (Mexico City), Norbert Wessel (Bonn), Trifon Trifonov (Sofia), or Col. Sanders (Kentucky).
  • If you wish to forward a request for commercial assistance, you know, pay some consultants to look into your particular needs but not sure how or who, and you do not want the whole world to know, you can send an email to team(at) which comprises of the usual suspects.
  • If you wish the whole world to know, or there is something you wish to warn us about such as 2012, you can email to adempiere-citizens(at)